Help TSA and us frequent fliers, shave your beard!
I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily Scream! Ahh, here we go.
There is a trend that has started up again, and we need to talk about it! NEXT
Now I do a lot of travel on planes for my job. A few months back I was in 9 states in 2 weeks, including the state of confusion. So I see a lot of people. But the thing, I can tell you, is that most people in airports keep a watchful eye out for suspicious things. You know, a shoelace out of place or odd earnings, or odd hats. Things that look terrorist like. I don’t think were profiling, more like Americas now have a wanted poster permanently posted everywhere.
So here’s the trend that really seems odd to me; Long scruffy breads! Now mind you I recently tried to sport a beard, but not the ZZ Top/Duck dy -nasty look. I just don’t get it.
But people, I know, have said to me, why not let your beard grow out? Is it because it is itchy? NO. Because it’s hard to maintain, No!, Then why? Because I got tired of being stopped at the airport security and detained because I look like the spy in a Russian movie. I understand that beards can be cool, but the Rip Van Winkle look, can’t be attractive to possible suitors. My wife just had to say one time: Don’t kiss me you are scratchy, and I’m shaving.
So help the airport TSA and us frequent flyers like me. Contain the beard and stop looking like a terrorist.
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