Obama, Smog is an Emission of Guilt!
I’m Will Roberts, and this is the Daily Scream! Ahhh, here we go!
Well now there it is, Americans, you can now breathe easier. Unless you are in one of the top ten cities of smog in the US. And, by the way, seven of the ten cities are in California, (cough ), I’m all choked up California. All this time you all are worried about falling into the ocean when you should be worried about suffocating. But it looks like help is on the way. Seems our president is now working on emissions.
You know, the stuff comes out of our exhaust pipes and smokestacks, that some of us don’t think exists (Big business) because they are staring at their stack of green (profits). But, it looks like some politicians (lobbyist) are not so happy with the fact that President Obama is making it even tougher than thought on these limits. Some of this is just common sense folks. Which obviously ain’t so common anymore. I mean, if you burn a stack of wood in a closed room and don’t open a window, you’re simply going to die.
If I were mother nature, I’d ground us for smoking in the house. But, I have a plan to clean up both the smog and tackle obesity. Which is the other big problem in the U.S. and it’s called walking.
Americans don’t walk enough. I have been all around the world and trust me. The U.S. is now becoming the leader in waste. From smog to hog.
So here’s the plan: Foks, start parking away from work, …WALK! Hike, instead of drive with your family, WALK! … lost weight, Cut Emissions.
OH, and Washington, DC. You were on the top 10 smoggiest cities as well; however, I’m more inclined to think yours is more hot air than smog.
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